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 "The Chernobyl nuclear disaster has spawned a generation of 'mutant'  super brainy children. Kids growing up in areas damaged by radiation  from the plant have higher IQ and faster reaction times, say Russian  doctors. They are also growing faster and have stronger immune systems.  Radiation from the Ukrainian Chernobyl plant swept the globe and  affected more than seven million people.
 

"Professor Vladimir Mikhalev from Bryansk State University has tracked  the health of youngsters growing up in areas hit by the fallout since  the 1986 accident. He compared their mental agility and health to those  in unaffected areas and found they came out tops in tests." [As reported  in the British newspaper The Sun, on May 26, 2005, as well as in the Russian newspaper Pravda, on May 24, 2005. The story was - not surprisingly - virtually ignored in the mainstream media.]
 

Obviously, this has nothing to do with mutations - only the predictable result of radiation hormesis